The Day Ahead: So Unprepared, It's Scary

After this past weekend -- one that, for me, was characterized by waiting in line at a gas station for three hours and having no sugar-free Red Bull available at the local stores -- pardon me if I sound on edge. This disgruntled market hasn't helped matters: Just as I dusted off my contrarian (bullish) cap for the first time in a while, the major indices chose to voice their disappointment. Yes, over the weekend there was as much negativity on the market and the jobs report as there was coverage of the recent Hulk Hogan scandal. So I want to shift these feelings of stress, anxiety and energy to you, the investor, as you try to make sense of life post-election. The problem I have is that, in my heart of hearts, I know the following is true.

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