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My kids don't like to go to bed. They find any and every reason to get out of bed. It could be, "Hey Mom, next week I want to wear that dress my sister was wearing yesterday," or, "Dad, my stuffed monkey's arms are twisted and he's hanging funny on the side of my bed." We call this being a "delay fish."

Syria: You, sir, are a delay fish. Anyone who didn't see this coming already is either ignorant or gullible, or the ultimate eternal optimist. Between Syria and talk of Fed stimulus tapering, gold is taking it on the chin....380 more words left in this article. To read them, just click below and try Real Money FREE for 14 days.

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