Apparently, the Bears Want Nirvana

What exactly do the bears want? What would satisfy the negativists who believe the market should be lower and want to bet against it? Do they demand that U.S. Treasury interest rates drop dramatically -- for the 10-year bond to fall back under 2.5% from the current 2.8%? Must that happen at the same time that this Friday's jobs report shows unemployment below 7%?

Does this have to coincide with an agreement from Syrian President Bashar al-Assad that no more chemical weapons will be used on his people? Does China also need to say it is going to use the $1 trillion it is selling in U.S. bonds to prop up the economy by ordering a gigantic infrastructure project? Does President Obama need to issue a no-new-taxes-for-the-length-of-his-term pledge? Maybe even a tax cut? Perhaps it'll take a reverse head-and-shoulders chart? Or dramatically lower prices so the dividend yield on the S&P 500 will be 3.5%?...582 more words left in this article. To read them, just click below and try Real Money FREE for 14 days.

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